not always in the way we expect
|i'm an avid reader and writer. i'm rosie.
i'm 17 and i have no clue what to do with my life.
|friend:||*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"|
|OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST|
|I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME|
|SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.|
|JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.|
"stop being antisocial and put your phone down"
im not being antisocial, im just being sociable elsewhere
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
people that will always talk in caps with you are the best people because that means instant friendship
everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower